Sorry to bring everyone down, but I've been thinking about how much Sam has lost in his young life. He must be lonely, especially with the holidays approaching.
It's a tough time of year, for sure.
OK, I've decided NOT to make this a totally depressing thread - let's just imagine all of the cool things Sam might be doing right now.
I'm game! Wait, I need to think of a good one.
OK, I'll start. I think Sam is base-jumping off of a massive skyscraper and freaking out the pedestrians below.
No, he's probably in some crazy expensive resort we've never even heard of, living it up royally.
I'll bet he's scuba diving near a tropical island with a supermodel, eating cheese puffs.
Who's eating the cheese puffs? The supermodel or Sam? And how can you eat cheese puffs while scuba diving? The physics don't add up.
Let it go, JTF - sometimes a cheese puff is just a cheese puff.