Dudes! (and lady dudes) - I used my fake badge to get onto the Encom campus. It works!
Guess it's not so fake, then - you're welcome!
So, Skate, what was it like inside the evil empire?
Wasn't there long enough to get much of a vibe - some mindless robot noticed that I didn't exactly fit the profile and he threw me out.
"Evil Empire?" "Mindless robot?" There are some actual humans who work at Encom, too - did you know that?
Too bad for them.
Too bad? Too bad that they're trying to work and feed their families during these tough economic times? Too bad that they're trying to create software that could help people drive safely or breathe deeply or harvest crops?
Oh, you mean those massive government-subsidized farms that are ruining the planet?
Thinker? Sorry if I offended you - subject closed.